beep beep.

[giselle antoinette beauvais]

from: giselle ([e-mail])
sent: 3:56 PM
to: dezi ([e-mail])

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DEZI. email is so old fashioned, isn't it? no one ever emails anymore. well, sebastian does sometimes because he's a dork like that. but, yes, i am emailing you. why? because i am bored. and i'm sure you'll read this and be all , which is great. vous ne l'aimez pas quand je parle le français, j'ai remarqué cela. vous avez obtenu très fou à moi pour il une fois. tu capisci quando parlo l'italiano tuttavia, che lavora. Non questo è normale per scrivere. non sono usato a questo. email is odd. i'm done with the foreign languages for right now. anyways, email me back plzplzplz bby. :3 you will make me the happiest kitty in the world if you email me back.

[desiderio anthony moretti]

from: dezi ([e-mail])
sent: 4:09 PM
to: giselle ([e-mail])

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yes, email is ancient. almost like your brother, just kidding your brother is like the same age as me. you must be bored, since you are speaking french. it's too early to be speaking foreign languages. you know that bothers me, you evil person. and, good for the foreign language thing, i wouldn't want to have to speak russian or something. which, i don't know how to speak but, i can go on a translator. you're odd, just kidding so is email. a happy kitty, eh? well, you should be a happy kitty now, since i emailed you back and such. i don't even usually check my email.

[giselle antoinette beauvais]

from: giselle ([e-mail])
sent: 4:16 PM
to: dezi ([e-mail])

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he is ancient. which means you're ancient. BAHAHA YOU OLD MAN. yes, i am bored. even though it's my first language, i don't enjoy speaking it much. i live to bother you o.o JAYKAY. russian? i don't know how to speak russian. it doesn't sound very lovely either >_< i am odd. just like you are. yes, a happy kitty. yes, i am a very happy kitty now that i got that email. i don't check mine often either. BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS, I'MA CRY.

[desiderio anthony moretti]

from: dezi ([e-mail])
sent: 4:20 PM
to: giselle ([e-mail])

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i'm not ancient, i'm like a year older than you. if that, you'll probably age before me. i mean, you'll probably get all gross and ugly before me. italian is my first language but, i don't randomly start speaking it to bother people. >_< yus russian, or german, like hilter. russian is kind of rough, i guess. i am not odd. i hate contractions, yet i use them all the time. i'm only replying to it because it's you. you're lucky i got bored enough to check it. HOLY FUCK, SPONGEBOB IS ON. spongebob pwnz most shows, like all of them. YOU SHOULD BUY ME ICE CREAM!

[giselle antoinette beauvais]

from: giselle ([e-mail])
sent: 4:28 PM
to: dezi ([e-mail])

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yuz, you're older, thus making you ancient. psh, yeah right. i'm gorgeous, and that'll never change. xD italian is a very simple language. you should speak it to bother people. both of those languages are ugly. like you. JUSTKIDDING. you're gorgeous, bby. you are too odd. you don't like contractions? weirdo. i feel special. happy happy kitty. if you didn't though, i'd make you check it. YAY SPONGEBOB! spongebob is amazingly amazing. NO, YOU SHOULD BUY ME ICE CREAM.

[desiderio anthony moretti]

from: dezi ([e-mail])
sent: 4:35 PM
to: giselle ([e-mail])

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and, you're younger thus making you ignorant. well, someone is vain, aren't we? you'll get wrinkly one day and your husband won't want you, anymore. you're a simple language. i could do that with prank calls and other things. wow, aren't you mean to me. T_T. of course, i'm gorgeous but not as nearly as vain about it as you. i'm not odd. and, no i don't like contractions. i had a kitty once, then it drowned. JUST KIDDING. yuzyuz. BUT, YOU OWE ME.

[giselle antoinette beauvais]

from: giselle ([e-mail])
sent: 4:49 PM
to: dezi ([e-mail])

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i am not ignorant >_> psh, my husband will always want me, because YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY HUSBAND. besties til death do us part xDDD i am a simple language. people can always tell when i'm upset v_v YES. we should prank call someone. i'm not mean to you, it's just tough love. well, that's a mighty vain thing to say, bby. if you're not odd, then that means your perfect, which is impossible. that's just about the weirdest thing i've ever heard. KITTY! T_T you better be kidding. HOW DO I OWE YOU?

[desiderio anthony moretti]

from: dezi ([e-mail])
sent: 4:59 PM
to: giselle ([e-mail])

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there is nothing wrong with being ignorant, you wont be ignorant, when you turn nineteen. pft, once you get old he won't want you. and, YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY WIFEY. i never heard that phrase before. x33 yes you're a simple language, you make it really obvious, your bad. we can prank call someone, and you can speak french and i can speak italian. that would drive me crazy, not knowing what the person was saying. you are mean to me, tough love is terrible love. you're a mighty vain thing to say. okay, i need to stop doing that. odd makes it sound bad, i'm weird. i was about to turn that around on you but, i have self control. i swearz the kitty didn't drown perhaps, dying of old age is betterr? yuzyuz, the kitty died of old age, antonella was so sad. I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU OWE ME.

[giselle antoinette beauvais]

from: giselle ([e-mail])
sent: 5:10 PM
to: dezi ([e-mail])

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there is too. i don't like it. >_> but that's kinda a while. my birthday is in october, and it's only may. he will want me. o.o i've never heard it either. yeah, i can lie, but i can't really hide my feelings. YEAH! that'd be a lot of fun. it'd drive me crazy too. i'd yell. that's why it's called tough love. it's tough. i am?! you do need to stop doing that. well, you are bad. and weird. you do not have self control. yes, dying from old age is better. awwwh, poor antonella. WELL, I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING UNTIL I KNOW WHAT FOR.

[desiderio anthony moretti]

from: dezi ([e-mail])
sent: 5:30 PM
to: giselle ([e-mail])

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well at least i didn't call you stupid, ignorant is a much better word, correct? and, october is like...i don't feel like counting. but, it isn't that long from now. be patient, young grasshopper. once, you get like thirty, he'll lose interest in you. when you get undressed, he'll be less interested. trust me, i know how men work. it happened with my father and my mother. maybe, you shouldn't lie, lying is bad. maybe you should work on hiding your feelings. you'd yell? you're just a fiesty person aren't you? tough love is lame. you are. i am stopping, gawd. i do too have self control, you on the other hand, that's a whole new story. xD, she's so old now, i think i bother her with my overprotectiveness. YOU OWE ME FOR FOR FOR FOR....I DON'T KNOW LET ME THINK.

[giselle antoinette beauvais]

from: giselle ([e-mail])
sent: 6:30 PM
to: dezi ([e-mail])

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i guess. FIVE MONTHS. five months away. i'm not a patient person. psh, you're gonna be my husband, and you never lose interest. so, i don't have to worry. not that i'm going to worry about that how do you know what your father was thinkin' when your mother was undressing? lying is bad, but it helped me get through most of high school without any suspicions. i should hide my feelings. that sounds like a very dirty sentence, mister. you're lame. i had no idea. GOSH! bahaha, that's a good joke. it's scary when you're overprotective. you're intimidating. oh god. you thinking is disastrous. ROFL, i fell asleep at my computer for an hour.

[desiderio anthony moretti]

from: dezi ([e-mail])
sent: 6:58 PM
to: giselle ([e-mail])

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five months isn't long, girls are never patient. it's like in all of your genes and such. yeah, i'll never lose interest in you. only because, you are bifflez. otherwise, i could very well lose interest in you. i don't know what he was thinking when she was undressing. all i know was that he started to have affairs, with younger women. if that doesn't prove that he lost interest in her body and the sex. awh, people never suspected anything about me, maybe you're very suspicious. you should hide your feelings, it gets annoying after awhile. i mean, everyone asking you what is wrong and everything >_<. maybe, you have a dirty mind because, i wasn't even thinking wrong. i'm not lame, you are lame. really? i'm intimidating? like, i'd kick a guys ass if he started hitting on you and you didn't like it. just kidding, i'm way too nice for something like that. i fell asleep sitting up, it was way uncomfortable.

[giselle antoinette beauvais]

from: giselle ([e-mail])
sent: 7:01 PM
to: dezi ([e-mail])

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IT IS TOO LONG. IT'S ALMOST HALF A YEAR. most girls aren't patient. prolly is in our genes. THATMADEMETHINKOFSPONGEBOB. 'squid's got genes! squid's got genes!' yeah, being someone's bifflez means you're always interested in them. my dad never had affairs, he just raped my mom before they met. that's why i'm a mistake. that's why i almost drowned when i was two ^_^ at first they didn't, but my grades slipped majorly and i guess it just started to show. most people that really don't know me can't tell if i have issues. but my friends can tell. yeah, that does get annoying. i, like, never think dirty. that's just one time. i am lame. your tattoos make you even more intimidating. you would do that. you're not too nice for that. xD falling asleep sitting up is uncomfortable. icky.

[desiderio anthony moretti]

from: dezi ([e-mail])
sent: 7:13 PM
to: giselle ([e-mail])

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how about be optimistic about it, eh? five months will go by before you know it, be patient or else. spongebob. i haven't seen that episode in the longest time. well, then i'll always be interested in you, then. i know this isn't the right thing to say but, i'm glad your mother was raped. if she hadn't been raped, you wouldn't be here. then, i would be bifflezless. you? no way, your like an brainiac. your friends can tell because they are you friends. you never think dirty, that's bullshit. well, intimidating is good, well i don't know. and, you know me way too well. i would, kick someone's ass if that happened. x3 it really is uncomfortable. but, YOU NEED TO HANG OUT WITH ME.

[giselle antoinette beauvais]

from: giselle ([e-mail])
sent: 7:19 PM
to: dezi ([e-mail])

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i'm not an optimist. i'm a pessimist. BUT I CAN'T BE PATIENT ;_; i knowww, it's been forever since i've seen it. i have it on dvd...at home. >_< yes, and i'll always be interested in you. it works. hm. i'm glad she did too. i mean, she deserved it. she's a bitch. but maybe i would have. i would have just been different. maybe i would have been cool, 'cause i'm not cool now. but i was in the worst state of living ever. i couldn't focus on my work because i was getting the shit kicked out of me nearly every day. yeah, my friends know me too well. well, i don't think dirty all the time. it's not like i go around finding a dirty meaning in everything. I'M STILL A VIRGIN, REMEMBER? yeah, it is good when you need it. i do know you too well. i know you would. x3 yeah, then you feel all weird and icky. I DO NEED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.