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Post by desiderio anthony moretti on Nov 30, 2008 12:32:26 GMT -5
from: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com) sent: 7:31PM to: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com)
well stop being a pessimist, jeez. damnit giselle, just be patient for once because, it’ll come before you know it. and being eighteen isn’t all that bad. maybe your mom wasn’t a bitch then, she most likely didn’t deserve it. nobody ever deserves being raped. if you were cool, then you wouldn’t be my bifflez. i like you not being cool, i know that sounds weird but still. xD ohhhh, that explains why your grades dropped, awhh. YOU’RE STILL A VIRGIN?!?!?! just kidding i knew that…i think. well, you’ve only known me for six billion years. only because, you are my bifflez, or maybe i would’ve even if you weren’t. you better hang out with me otherwise, i’ll be sad, then i’ll suck on stage.
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Post by giselle antoinette beauvais on Nov 30, 2008 12:56:27 GMT -5
from: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com) sent: 7:48 PM to: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com)
i can't halp it ;_; stop reprimanding mee T_T yes it is. i feel so young >_< i think she was a bitch. yes, some people do. like my mother. i nearly drowned because she got bored of making sure i was safe. oh, well, now i feel much better about being a loser. being a loser makes me great in your book x3 yeah, at least it's over with. >_> yes, i'm a virgin and you did know this. i think it's quite obvious. i don't look like the type to sleep around, and i've never had a boyfriend. those things usually guarantee virgin-ness. yep, we're that old. we're the oldest kids on this tour. maybe you would. maybe you'd feel sorry for poor defenseless me. xDD o.o we need to hang out. i don't need it to be my fault that the label drops you due to being a complete failure.
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Post by desiderio anthony moretti on Nov 30, 2008 13:16:22 GMT -5
from: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com) sent: 8:13 PM to: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com)
fiiinee. you're always so fucking negative >_< feeling young isn't a bad thing, kthx. of course, you think she was a bitch. i don't know any teenager that loves their parents. but, at least your 'ancient' brother seb saved you. he cared enough about you. x3 yes, being a loser makes you great. true, you honestly don't look like the person to sleep around. and if you did then i'd call you a whore. xD maybe, you're lucky for not ever having a boyfriend, i'll bet you'll get one, one day. yuzyuz, we're old. i would feel sorry for poor defenseless you. i'm pretty sure, i wouldn't be the only one. yeah because, if the label dropped us because, you made me sad. i would be mad at you, and you wouldn't be my bifflez anymore.
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Post by giselle antoinette beauvais on Nov 30, 2008 14:50:24 GMT -5
from: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com) sent: 8:34 PM to: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com)
i know, i am. it is though. i feel too young. there are barely any kids here that are younger than me. i know of some. but their parents are pretty epic. yes, thank goodness for him. i'd be dead if he wasn't my brother. YAY FOR BEING A LOSER! i don't. if i did, i'd wear short short skirts and nearly nonexistent shirts. icky. and i dun't want you calling me a whore. maybe i am, but maybe not. yeah, in, like, 64389278379 years >_> we are old. but we look young. VAMPIRES. everyone feels sorry for me. you wouldn't be the only one. NO. I CAN'T LOSE YOU AS MY BIFFLEZ.
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Post by desiderio anthony moretti on Nov 30, 2008 18:04:34 GMT -5
from: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com) sent: 8:50 PM to: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com)
maybe, because if anyone else on tour was younger then you, they would be missing out on an 'valuable' education. maybe, epic people have epic parents. and, if you were dead then i would be bifflez less. then again, i would've never met you. thus, i'd have a different bifflez. if you wore that, you wouldn't be my bifflez because, i'd think of you as a skanky trashy ho. then, i wouldn't feel sympathy for you, if you got raped. i'm sure won't be that far from now. you overexaggerate way too much, you silly goose. ew, vampires remind me of that sappy love story of a vampire and a human. i don't remember, the name of it. you just look so innocent, it's kinda hard not to feel sorry for you. i'm sure you could easily find another bifflez. i mean, there is a lot of people, that could be your bifflez.
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Post by giselle antoinette beauvais on Nov 30, 2008 19:20:24 GMT -5
from: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com) sent: 9:12 PM to: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com)
hm. true. probably. that's why i'm not epic. my parents were far from epic. no, you would have met me. i probably would have died around the age of sixteen. but, yes, you would have had a different bifflez. i wouldn't even be my bifflez. could you imagine me wearing that stuff? it'd be so weird. i wouldn't feel sympathy for me either. >_> it will. i'll be a forty year old virgin o.o twilight. the joke of a novel. yeah, it's 'cause i'm so tiny. if i was taller, people wouldn't feel so sorry. naw. they wouldn't want to be my bifflez. they'd do something and i'd be like "MY OLD BIFFLEZ USED TO DO THAT!!" and i'd cry because we weren't bifflez anymore.
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Post by desiderio anthony moretti on Dec 1, 2008 16:21:44 GMT -5
from: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com) sent: 9:32 PM to: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com)
i never knew my parents, they died before i met them. but, that's okay, i hate my step-parents though. that would've been tragic. like, if you were my bifflez at the time, i'd be all depressed and stuff. not really, you don't look like the type to wear it. besides, if you did, i'd send you back on the tour bus, like your new and approved mother. then, you wouldn't come off until, you were wearing clothing. i bet someone will take your virginity before, the tour is over. if you were taller, i'd still feel sorry for you. maybe, not other people but, i would. you'll always be my bifflez, forever and ever. xD
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Post by giselle antoinette beauvais on Dec 1, 2008 17:25:33 GMT -5
from: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com) sent: 9:49 PM to: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com)
awwwh, they were probably great people. step-parents usually are jerks. well, from what i've heard from people. yeah, it'd be bad. i wonder what it's like when you die. not that i want to. yeah, everyone can just tell i'm not a whore at all xD o_o that'd be scary. HAHA I JUST PICTURED YOU AS A WOMAN. ROFL. O_O that's an even scarier thought. i dunno, it just is. i mean, again from what i've heard, it hurts. and that's a bit scary. yeah, because, even if i was taller, i'd still look like a shy and weak loser. xD YAY! ily :D
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Post by desiderio anthony moretti on Dec 1, 2008 17:43:44 GMT -5
from: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com) sent: 10:01 PM to: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com)
maybe, i don't know. it never really bothered me since, i never met them. yuz, step-parents are jerks. when you die, you probably either go to heaven or hell. i guess, your behaviour depends on where you go. but, what do i know. i'd make one ugly woman. like, you'd make one ugly man. ROFL. I JUST IMAGINED YOU BALD. i wouldn't know if it hurts, that's not something i ask. i bet it's only temporary pain. like getting a tattoo, which doesn't really hurt but, it hurts some people. yes, you would look like a shy and weak loser, but, LOSERS ARE K00L. =D ily2.
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Post by giselle antoinette beauvais on Dec 1, 2008 19:24:54 GMT -5
from: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com) sent: 10:14 PM to: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com)
yeah, i guess that makes sense. i kinda wish i had step-parents o.o prolly. i dunno though. you would be an ugly woman. and i would be an ugly man. THAT'S NOT COOL. the thought of being bald scares me. that'd be an awkward question to ask. hm. tattoos don't hurt that bad. i am a shy and weak loser. xD YAY, I'M K00L. :3 i feel loved. ZOMFG! cupcake just scared me. she came outta nowhere. sneaky sneaky kitty cat.
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Post by desiderio anthony moretti on Dec 2, 2008 14:58:04 GMT -5
from: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com) sent: 10:28 PM to: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com)
my step-parents have no control over me anymore. i'm legal! YAY! and, it's not like they would have any significance to you. except, holidays i guess, you could go be with them. if you were bald, i would most likely make fun of you. unless, you had some kind of cancer or something, then that wouldn't be fun. :[ tattoos don't hurt at all....obviously. you're not that shy well, not around me anyways. you should feel loved. ZOMG. cupcakes sound good right about now. are you afraid of snakes? because, if you're i'm going to scare you with charlie. like, put him in your bunk, and then he'll be all slithering in your stuff.
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Post by giselle antoinette beauvais on Dec 2, 2008 15:58:57 GMT -5
from: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com) sent: 10:38 PM to: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com)
YAY FOR BEING LEGAL! yeah, i guess. i'd like them more than my real parents. if you were bald you'd look like a naked mole rat. AND I'D LAUGH. they don't hurt at all. well, i mean, the one on my wrist did, but it's on a bone. they hurt a little when they're on the bone. well, when i'm not around my friends, i'm hella shy. remember how i was before we were friends? and i do feel loved. yes, the food, not my cat o.o WE SHOULD MAKE CUPCAKES. i swear, if you do that, i'm going to slap you so hard you'll break your neck. then i'll break all of your limbs.
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Post by desiderio anthony moretti on Dec 3, 2008 14:56:07 GMT -5
from: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com) sent: 10:49 PM to: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com)
but, sadly i'm not old enough to drink. not like i really want to, i'd rather stay sober. xD you would like them more than your parents, guarantee it. naked mole rats are ugly, and wrinkly. therefore, i wouldn't look ugly and wrinkly. okay, about the ugly part but, not about the wrinkly part. your dad looks like a naked mole rat. yeah, they don't hurt but i hear people scream and such. it's awkward, but it happens. awwh, maybe you just are an anti-socialist. doubt it, but it could happen. hm, i do recall, actually. you wouldn't like talk at first, i felt like a loser, who was talking to inanimate object. well, you said things but, not much. nobody wants to eat your cat. WE SHOULD. why would you want to hurt me? i wouldn't actually do it, unless you like used up all the hot water before i could.
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Post by giselle antoinette beauvais on Dec 4, 2008 19:41:19 GMT -5
from: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com) sent: 11:01 PM to: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com)
yes, that's okay. alcohol is overrated. guarantees are good signs. usually. BAHAH UGLY AND WRINKLY TOTALLY DESCRIBES YOU. jaykay. but i think naked mole rats are cute, and i don't know why. xD he probably does. i don't know though, i haven't seen him in a while. i'd like to keep it that way. bahaha, i kinda laugh when i hear them scream. it's funny. i do dislike socializing. i doubt lotsa things. yeah, i'm like an inanimate object. i either don't speak or i speak softly. you'd be surprised. YUZYUZYUZ. NOW. because i hatehatehatehate most reptiles. snakes included. you could just run to another bus and steal their hot water.
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Post by desiderio anthony moretti on Dec 5, 2008 15:30:24 GMT -5
from: dezi (dezidynamite@hotmail.com) sent: 11:15 PM to: giselle (elleasaur@hotmail.com)
you're going to be a nobody, if you don't come out of your shell. not saying that, like you should go get drunk, but more so in trying new things. T_T well, since i'm so ugly and wrinkly, i should go cut myself, in depression. SIKE, i'm gorgeous and you know it. xD naked mole rats are ugly and everything, what drugs are you on? jaykay. yes, let's keep it that way. yeah, it is. because, it really doesn't hurt at all. socializing isn't bad, it's good for the soul. when you speak softly it's annoying because, nobody can understand what you are saying. like right now? hate is such a strong word, besides they never did anything to you. it would be too late for that, i would have discovered the cold water because, i would have gotten into the shower. and, then i'd be pissed as hell, and charlie-in-your-stuff it is.
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