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[sawyer isaac caldwell]

`go shake it SAWYER!
`eyes wide, lookin to find
a way through the day, a life for the night.

[/b] samantha
age; 15
rp experience; eh a year and a bit
how you found us;uhmm EMMY
contact;PM, msn.
other charries; none
other; uhmm kitty's own dino's =D
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`where the hell is my chiffon.
`i can't seem to get myself into motion.

[/b] Sawyer Isaac Caldwell
but it's okay everyone calls me; Sawyer
i popped outta my mom's bajingo; december 22
actually i'm some sort of; Capricorn
this place was such a shit hole; Victoria, British Columbia
ah, so like paradisefor me; Yorkshire, UK
i don't look it but i'm actually; Canadian
it's just the way the wind blows; confused
baddest bitch all up and through here; insane in the membrane bassist
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`designers, look out for andrae.
`tim gunn and andrae at the red lobster.

[/b] randy romance
you know i could just swim in those; bluish grey
does the carpet match the drapes; black
i wish i could lose like three pounds; 140lbs
she looks like a freakin giraffe; 5'11
and then i got one on my ass; snake bites, Monroe, and three tattoos
they always seem to notice my; haiir bby


you'll never see me without my; From head to toe Sawyer is one fine male specimen. From the top, gorgeous raven black hair that has a mind of his own. The only way to tame his gorgeous main is if he blow drys it after he gets it wet. If he leaves it to air dry it will puff up a little bit and fan out, imitating a lions main. Don't get him wrong, he doesn't hate it when it does that, he just prefers it to be straight and...manageable. Moving on down, overall his face is nice, its not like he has the most handsome face around, but it is something to do a double take on. His snake bites and Monroe piercing only define his face even more. Further down we meet his body, well the rest of it that is. Now, he isn't skinny mini, nor is he Arnold. Of course when he wears those deliciously tight shirts and jeans you can see his muscles, which are as equally delicious as his clothes. Finishing off, we fall before his size eleven feet, which are always adorned with some sort of Vans or DC.

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`it's a motherfucking walk off.
`looks like barefoot appalachain lil' abner barbie.

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• Music
  
• his bass
  
• playing bass
  
• listening to his ipod
  
• his phone
  
• sleeping
  
• his brothers
  
• his mom
  
• animals
  
• friends
  
• girls
  
• drawing
  
• running
  
• DC
  
• Canada
  
• pets
  
• cars
  
• rain
  
• lighting
  
• air conditioning
  
• heaters
  
• beds
  
• sex[sometimes]
  
• his band
  

i'm about to get wickety-wack all over;

• his mom
  
• his brothers
  
• sex[sometimes]
  
• flying
  
• smoking
  
• rock bands
  
• his band
  
• ducks
  
• chicken
  
• fakes
  
• strobe lights
  
• parties
  
• groupies
  
• hookers
  
• whores
  
• coke [both the beverage and the drug]
  
• drugs
  
• bully's
  
• boats
  
• syrup
  
• old people
  
• rapists
  
• wack-jobs
  
• hypocrites
  

it's like my signature kinda thing;

• he is really independent
  
• a good liar
  
• smart
  
• very artistically gifted
  
• he hardly ever chose sides in fights
  

oh god not this again, i so suck;

• he usually does as he is told with out question
  
• he is willing to do anything for a friend, or even a stranger
  
• he is quick to judge when you first meet him
  
• he holds grudges
  

it's like children of the corn but worse;

• his mother whoring him out again
  
• his mother whoring his brothers out
  
• failing at life
  
• flying
  
• not making any money
  

you know one day i'm going to;

• to get his brothers away from his mother
  
• to not fail at life
  
• to be able to support his mother and brothers
  
• to make babies that love him, one day.
  

it's just this weird innate thing;

• licking his lips
  
• applying chapstick
  
• rubbing his right hand against his right thigh twice
  

some things just make me scream;

• confidence
  
• prettyful hair
  
• prettyful in general
  
• intelligence
  
• common sense
  
• has a good sense of humor
  
• people able to laugh at them self
  
• respect for them self and other people
  

that is the most disgusting thing ever;

• overly cocky
  
• arrogance
  
• stubbornness
  
• too laid back
  
• too up tight
  
• greasy hair
  
• overly annoying.
  
• boring
  

you best remember this bitch;

• L-o-v-e's just another word I never learned to pronounce
  Trust Issues
  He wasn't an expert on any sort of emotions when he was younger, and he certainly isn't an expert now. He was never really good with the whole putting his trust into other people thing after his father died and his mother started whoring him out. Oh yeah, and after his mother threatened to do the same to his brothers. oh and of course we can't forget his crazy ex girlfriend who left him for some fat kid with a car. So, after all of that crazyness, he isn't to keen on trusting people, even though he gets convinced way to easily. Sawyer is pretty much setting himself up for another big fall, but what ever, you learn from mistakes, or not..
  
  
• You always seem to catch me when I'm lying
  liar
  Even though he doesn't like lying to people, or people that lie to him. He doesn't tell anyone the truth about his past, not that is exceptionally bad or anything. He just doesn't want to have a bunch of people pitying him. So he usually just tells them that he had a normal home life, nothing to crazy, which is a big lie, but you get the point. So really, he dislikes himself because he lies to just about everyone about his past. Why should people know about what happened to his messed up family? They shouldn't so he just lies to them, or as he likes to put it 'bending the truth'. Calling it bending the truth makes him feel a bit better about it.
  
  
• Just talk yourself up and tear yourself down
  Critical
  Sawyer, the sweet dear, has quite a critical attitude towards himself and others. Since his mother was always hounding him about his weight and his looks, it seemed to be planted in his mind that if he didn't keep a certain weight, or look a certain way then he wasn't her son. Period. Which just threw him way off balance when he was little. He really didn't understand why being fat was bad, a lot of people were fat, so he though it would be okay if he got fat. But no, he really wasn't. His mother said it was shameful and he was a disgrace to the family. Now he is under the impression that he has to be uber skinny to be accepted into his family. Which is really only his mother, but he has always been a mommy's boy.
  
  
• I wish I could be as cool as you, and I wish I could say the things you do
  Cool and Collect
  He can easily remain level headed; in any situation. One of his favourite quotes that pertains to this is 'When a wise man is angry, he is no longer wise' he had long ago figure out what it meant, it was self explanatory; or at least he thought so. When ever he is in a situation that is getting hot he remind himself of that quote and can usually remain 'wise' The only thing that will set him off in an instant is if someone mentions his friends in a bad way, he will bite the persons head off if they slander their names. Well of course he is only like that when he isn't high, if he is out of this world well then he will get up set about the stupidest of things. Of course he only argues over it for a few moments before forgetting about what he was arguing about.
  
  
• Don't worry, be Happy
  Happy
  You can probably catch him in a happy mood all the time, well the facade that he shows anyways. He doesn't want people to be prying into his business, wondering why he is all sad and depressed. So he choose to put on a facade of being happy. Well not that he is sad and depressed all the time, because that is quiet opposite. He bring a new meaning to 'bucket full of sunshine' and thats in a non sarcastic way. He really is a happy care free kid that he makes himself out to be. So of course along with being a happy dude, he is pretty much a kid at heart. Y'know? One of those guys that isn't afraid to scream and shout like a little kid over not getting ice cream. Well, thats actually only when he gets drunk, which isn't to often because he doesn't like to drink. So, he is pretty much just happy.
  
  
• I guess some kids are just born with tragedy in their blood
  Depression.
  Depression is something that dear Sawyer knows, his whole family pretty much suffers from some form of depression or another. You know how things are hereditary in some family's, like big feet? Or poofy hair? Well depression is whats hereditary in the Caldwell family; well whats left of it anyway. Right now its not really that intense, but some days he doesn't even feel like moving from his bed. According to family history, its gets bad around middle age, during the time for a midlife crisis. So he figures he is good for a few more years before he goes crazy with depression. Plus, it doesn't help that his mother used him to bring in money.
  
  
• Sometimes I think about my life, with my face down
  Thinker/Thoughtful
  Sawyer always has something on his mind, to him, there is always something to worry about. He hardly ever stop and just takes a break, to just chill out and enjoy himself. There is his mother and brothers back home, he is wondering how they are doing, and if his mom kept good to her word. Which brings him to worrying about getting money so that he can send it back to them. Of course that means he has to be on top of his game with the whole music business, if he starts to slack on his playing the band might decided to kick him out. Then what the hell is he going to do? So you see, these things area always on his mind.
  
  
• I'm grindin with my eyes wide, lookin to find a way through the day, a life for the night
  Hardworker
  Ever since his dad died he has been the man of the house, and thats been a long time now. About, oh, eight years, yeah since he was ten, thats about right. His mother wasn't able to do anything because she was a mess, and he had to younger brothers to take care of, so he couldn't sit around like his mom. Of course it started off with odd jobs, like raking the leaves for the neighbors, or shoveling the walk way. Then he actually got a real job, new paper boy, of course that still wasn't enough. So then his mother finally decided to do something, she started to whore him out to people. Even then doing that he had to work hard. He just never lost the taste of having to work hard.
  
  
• Drawing is just another way of keeping a diary.
  Artistic
  If there is one thing that Sawyer absolutely loves about himself, its the fact that he is artistically inclined. As a child in school he excelled in the arts, with his other studies following closely behind. Though, the drawing portion of art seems to be his major forte. When ever he has free time he spends it drawing, ever since he was little he has always loved to draw. His father got the genius idea to make his son a portfolio. To this day he still has it, and it is pretty much overflowing with pieces of his work from when he was little to now. Mind you, he is a lot better at drawing then he was when he was little. To go along with being artistically inclined he is also good at playing instruments, he can pretty much play any instrument he wants, he just has to practice and get to know it and then he is pretty good.
  
  

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`lighten up it's just fashion.
`daniel, you're almost completely on the floor.

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Eleanor Caldwell, forty two, extortionist/pimp
Michael Caldwell, deceased
it's cause you were dropped as a child;
Jayson Caldwell, seventeen, clothing retailer
Evan Caldwell, fifteen, paper boy
that's what i'll look like when i'm old; n/a
you know the different kind of uncle; n/a
and the one that looks like a rat; n/a
pretty freakin sure we're not related; n/a
yea they used to eat my shoelaces;
November, two, scarlet king snake, clicky!


it's like hell but only faster; Party like a rockstar! It always starts off with that line: come and party like a rockstar. Well, don't. Its really just going to lead to a downfall, not specifically yours, but a downfall none the less. This downfall happened to be both Eleanor Ruby's and Michael Caldwell. You see it all happened at a concert. Michael Caldwell, a young and almost famous rockstar, was rocking out, and lovely little Eleanor was there, falling in love with him;it was quite gag worthy. So, after the concert Michael went looking for her, he found her outside in a circle of guys and girls smoking pot, he invited her and she took the chance. There was no way that she wasn't going to go with him, to get with a rockstar, that would be the ultimate. So, they got to talking, and before they knew it the night was up. Michael asked her out and she said yes, the next day they ended up spending the whole day together. By the end of the night the two sixteen year olds had convinced the other that they were madly in love. Well, they got one thing right, the mad part. Other than that, there was nothing in their relationship that was good, but they didn't know that...yet.

Nine glorious months later out popped little Sawyer, and the best thing was, was that he wasn't born at a hospital. He was born backstage at his daddy's concert, what a loving way to bring your son into the world. Sex, drugs and rock and roll, an award winning combination. How ever, the whole business about his father being a rockstar didn't put off his mother, oh no, she was at every one of his shows, hauling around Sawyer. At a stop in vegas his mother and father decided to get married, even though they weren't even of age, they were both only seventeen. Both of them dropped out of school, his father dropped out of school to go on a world tour. His mother dropped out of school so she could be with her one true love, the one that she had a child with; romantic no? The world tour lasted about a year and a half, by that time his mother had all ready gotten pregnant again.

Once the tour was over his parents settled down, they bought a little piece of land in Yorkshire because thats where the tour ended. They had no thoughts about family, they were all in Canada and royally pissed about their children dropping out of school. So, essentially they were on their own with one, one year old child and the second one about to drop from his mother. Michael and Eleanor were okay with this because, well Michael had a tidy cash sum, which was going to be used for the children's college fund. Mind you, money doesn't grow on tress, and it sure as hell runs out fast when you have a growing family. Just how fast was Sawyers family growing you ask? Well, at first it was just Eleanor and Michael, then within the first year little Sawyer came along. Thats not so bad right, two sixteen year olds with a tidy sum of cash and a little baby, okay they could deal. However, by the next year little Jayson was there, and then two years later the final boy Evan popped out.

Sawyer liked the idea of having two little baby brothers, not that they were baby's by the time all of them were out and running around. When Sawyer was old enough to crawl he was old enough to get into everything. That everything included all of his dads music and art things, if its one thing that Sawyer inherited from his father it would be his artistic talents. Music, and drawing were all that Sawyer knew when he was a child, it was always about the music and the drawing. When he came home with bad grades for the first time, his parents didn't mind, they said that they were nourishing his talent so that he didn't lose it. Besides, it was only grade school grades, it didn't really matter to them, after all they didn't complete highschool. His two younger brothers seemed to notice that they also inherited the same talent, though neither of them really cared about it like Sawyer did.

Sawyer thought life was good, he could just get by in school until he was old enough to drop out and then he would go on a tour like his dad. However, all that changed when he was ten, when Jayson was nine and Evan was seven. His father was back on a reunion tour with his band, his mother was a little iffy about that because she didn't want him to get back into that scene. Eleanor was right about that, at the second show his father was killed. It may have been an accident, no one really knows, they all had a little to much to drink and some how they got their hands on a gun. The band members said that they got to playing Russian roulette, and his father was the unlucky one that pulled the trigger at the wrong time. Sawyer didn't believe any of that shit, but his mother did and well, that was just the end of the good life.

His mother went a little crazy, she started saying things like they weren't going to have enough money, so she needed to get a job and things to that nature. She got a job all right, whoring out Sawyer. He was ten, he hadn't really developed into a man yet, so he was a prime target for all those sick people out there that got their kicks out of molesting little kids. On top of that, he had all ready gotten a small job as paper boy, that money wasn't enough, and he knew it. Since he didn't really have a choice he just let it happen, after all, what was he supposed to do? He was a scrawny ten year old up against his crazy whacked out mother, not to mention all of his customers. Jayson wasn't stupid nor was Evan, they knew what was going on, especially when Sawyer came home with a black eye, or a bruised back. From age ten to sixteen he pretty much kept to himself, he did what he had to then he came home and locked himself in his room. He was either crying, sleeping, scrubbing himself clean, drawing or playing the bass. His bass, or rather his fathers bass was the only thing left of his father, and he intended to put it to good use.

When Sawyer turned seventeen his mother knew that he wouldn't be putting up with her crap anymore, besides, it wasn't like he was right for that type of thing anymore. He looked like he could kick the ass of anyone that dared to piss him off, and his wild hair didn't help his case. Though, it was a good thing, since he was no longer able to be pimped out he could relax more and just worry about keeping food on the table. It was during that year that he met with a couple of guys that were forming a band, they needed a bassist and he just so happened to be an amateur one, with some talent. Of course right away he jumped at the opportunity and he landed the position. Eleanor wasn't to pleased with him, she didn't want anything to happen to him, but he said he would give her the money. All of the money that he made, as long as she promised to leave Jayson and Evan alone. Reluctantly she agreed, which made Sawyers day. Currently he is the bassists for insane in the membrane, working his ass of to help his brothers out.
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`i'm not your usual uncle nick.
`look at my wickety-wack trim. i mean, really.

[/b] bone palace ballet.
it's six am in the morning middle of winter; uhmm kitty's own dino's =D
you must be smelling your own crotch;

»Jayson Caleb Peters

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I told you, I need to
Get - get myself into something new
I´m for something mystical, hysterical,
Dark, intensive, sexual
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When he sent the text he was just assuming that she was here to take pictures. Bree didn't just come to the park to sit about and do nothing, that is what he did, but not her. She always claimed that there was so much to take pictures of, he personally didn't see it. He didn't see the art in photography, all you do is point a camera at something, click a button and BAM! Instant picture. Of course there was so much more to it than that, Aubreen had told him many times that you couldn't just point your camera at something then click the stupid button. You had to first set the right setting on the camera, depending on the light, and the weather and such. Also it depended on what the person or what ever you're taking a picture of is doing. It was just to much work for something that he really didn't care about. Though after the first time she explained it to him, he didn't bother to argue with her. Clearly she knew more about taking pictures than he did, and he just didn't like arguing in general, it wasn't something he found to be fun. Besides why would he try to spark an argument with someone he liked? Hell, he didn't even like arguing with people he hated, not that he hated a lot of people, well he actually didn't hate anyone. Clearly though, that's a smidge off topic, but it held some relevance.

Jayson's pale lips curled up into an amused smile as he stared at the text he had just received from Bree. So, she really hadn't failed to forget that, he sure didn't. He hardly forget anything that he did with Bree, it was all just to great. Something they did always resulted in them rolling around on the ground laughing, there was hardly a time when that didn't happen. They were like two peas in a pod, and.. well thats really the only saying he could think of. Seriously though, they were like BFFl's.For all you slow people thats, Best Friends For Life. Yeah that was Aubreen and Jayson, for reals. The funny thing was that they weren't like your clichéd BFFL's, they hadn't known each other since birth. They met at work, because clearly they are the only cool kids around, because working at Bowl You Over owns. He thought that, and so did Aubreen, which clearly made them the best of friends. See how that works? Awesome people work at awesome places, ergo Aubreen and Jayson being awesome.

The small smile bloomed into a full blown out grin as Aubreen finally noticed him, like it only took her a million years. He could forgive her for that though, because he was a ninja, so he didn't expect a mere non-ninja to sense him so quickly. Haha such a joker. A small chuckle escaped his lips as he saw her bounding over to him, in what appeared to be many layers of clothing, it wasn't that cold out was it? With a grunt he caught the bouncy blond, not that he had much of a choice. Jayson took a step back, just to make sure that they didn't fall over. He winced slightly as she shouted his name, why did she have to shout while clinging onto him? "Jesus, make me go deaf why don't you?" he teased while hugging her tightly, a bear hug if you will. All he felt was layers of clothing, which made him laugh, it wasn't even winter and she was dressed like the Michelin man. He set her down on the ground, grinned and then poked her in the stomach. "Jeez, you're like the Micheline man, y'know that." once again he teased her, he was of course kidding. He could never say anything mean to her, let alone anyone.

Jayson flicked his gaze over to the bench, where he spied her camera. With a mischievous grin he darted around her and dove for the camera. Of course he was extremely careful with it, he didn't want to break it, he would feel so bad. Then he would insist on buying her a new camera, and quiet possibly a better one, wait could you even get a better camera then the one she had all ready? Truth be told, Jayson really didn't know the difference between any cameras, all he knew was that they all took pictures. With the camera in his hands he turned around, his finger on the trigger, or rather button. Once Aubreen was in the frame he pressed the button. "Got 'cha." vocals announced cheerfully. He figured that his picture was gonna turn out pro, just because he was that damn amazing, right? Well, actually he wasn't even sure if he even took the picture. Sure he clicked the button, but did it actually work. He shrugged his shoulders, of course it did. "I bet the picture that I took is going to be better than all of yours combined!" yes, he was quiet the optimistic boy.

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• word count__&&881
  
• Song__&&Roxanne
  
• Artist__&&Sting & The Police
  
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